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Make Him Worship You
Welcome To The Club, Now Let’s Change Some Lives And Make Some Money
Hey, it’s Chris “Mr. Moneyfingers” Haddad . . .
And . . . can I give you a hug? Not a creepy kind. A really warm, affectionate and totally-non-sexual kind. Because I’m kind of in love with you right now.
Because if you’re here it means you’re either one of my existing long-term affiliates for my Digital Romance products (which means we’ve made BOODLES of money together over the years) . . .
Or you’re a brand-spanking new DRI affiliate who we think is gonna make the earth QUAKE with this freaky-high-converting new offer.
See, when my team and I started working on “Make Him Worship You” months and months (and months) ago (seriously. It took way longer than it should have and it’s all my fault. Bad Haddad. Bad) . . .
Well, the idea for this product came from one simple and scintillating desire:
Create something with the astonishing (and kind of obnoxious) conversions of our legendary “Language Of Desire” offer . . .
But make it absolutely SQUEAKY CLEAN so you could show the video to your grandmother in Church and not feel “weird” about it at all. (Though if you’re showing your grandmother sales videos in Church you may have other issues to talk to somebody about.)
See, when we launched “The Language of Desire” years ago it took off like some kind of Dirty-Talk fueled rocket bomb . . . getting five, six and even 8% conversions, crazy $3 — $7 EPC’s and making cash pile up so high for affiliates that some of them COMPLAINED they couldn’t even get to their computers anymore and were learning how to swim in currency like a digital Scrooge McDuck =-).
LOD ran the table on Clickbank for YEARS and made a lot of affiliates downright RICH.
But there was only ONE problem that kept Language of Desire from becoming an unstoppable and timeless juggernaut of commission-spewing-wonder . . .
And that’s that as a “Dirty Talk” offer there were a TON of traffic sources that just wouldn’t ALLOW it . . .
And a bunch of email lists that just didn’t feel comfortable promoting it.
I mean, even with all that LOD still made INSANE amounts of cash for affiliates for 4 years (and counting. It still converts like a beast.)
So anyway, months and months ago I got to work trying to figure out how to use the emotional hooks and unique VSL style I pioneered for LOD . . .
And apply it to a CLEAN offer.
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I spent a lot of sleepless nights working on this one, turning it over in my brain. I went down dead ends and into dark emotional alleys. I gnashed my teeth and rubbed my thighs together in despair. Heck, I even went spiraling into mental illness for a while (OK, that didn’t have much to do with this offer, but wouldn’t it be a good story if it did? Let’s pretend, OK?)
Usually I’m a “draft one” copywriter, or at least I used to be. For years and years I was able to dash off full letters in some kind of salesman’s fever dream . . .
But this one was different. It took me a LONG time to figure out the hook and angle that would burrow into the deep and unspoken desires of the modern woman without even TALKING about sex. desires of the modern woman without even TALKING about sex . . .
In fact I created FOUR completely different versions of this VSL, none of which were GOOD ENOUGH before one day landing on the exact tone for this one . . .
Before landing on the VSL that’s probably the best thing I’ve ever written in my long and lustrous career . . .
A VSL designed to grab onto our target market’s heart and drag her kicking (and moaning? Wait, we’re keeping this one clean. Kicking and LAUGHING) all the way to the check out page . . . .
Seducing her credit card out of her wallet . . .
And sealing the sale with all the inevitability of the melting polar ice caps.
I was as nervous as a 40-year-old convert to Judaism on the day of his circumcision when we first started testing traffic to this thing . . .
BUT MY GOD DID IT WORK . . .
RIGHT OFF THE BAT, before we even were able to start split testing we saw results so good we thought our analytics software was broken . . .
5% front end conversions . . .
$3 — $5 EPC’s right off the bat . . .
ICE COLD TRAFFIC turning into warm and profitable buyers on day one . . .
Single digit refund rates . . .
We’ve had a lot of affiliates clawing at the door to get access to this one . . .
But with the number of sales we’re pulling in with our own cold traffic . . .
And the sheer visibility of this thing (and “Michael Fiore’s newfound rise to prominence) we’re being REALLY careful about who we let promote for now.
So welcome. Come here. Give me a hug. Let’s make a lot of moolah together and make all those people we didn’t accept gnash their teeth with jealousy.
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